As they say, being a graduate makes you wiser. I’ve just been hit by this and realize the true potential of this statement. Am in a very ‘pheelosoofikal’ mood here. The answer to life, the universe, and everything may be ’42′ according to Douglas Adams and Google, but engineering’s a totally undiscovered world, a parallel universe. Experience speaks, so here are THE commandments that will help get you through college.
1. Thou shall not attend more than required to keep thyself away from trouble.
2. Thou shall not make more than 1 notebook each year.
3. Thou shall be ready to bunk lectures at a moment’s notice.
4. Thou shall not question the sanctity of thy canteen.
5. Thou shall avoid Satan’s followers (troublesome teachers and pesky lab-assistants) at all cost.
6. Thou shall respect thy lecturer and keep thy eyes open while dozing.
7. Thou shall run like the wind to keep away from the Devil’s lair (principal’s cabin).
Amen!
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11/07/2009 at 4:41 pm Permalink
u forgot 1 thing
Alwayz pray the LORD dat ur class advisor be Mr. Shahabade…
it always proved as a good backup….in case u mess up badly!!