Jeeez, they are selling space beer now for around $115…For those of you not in the know, it's brewed from barley grown in space. I consider it my duty and responsibility to forewarn you people about the evil plan being hatched here.
The barley was grown in space and the mad, evil Russian and Japanese scientists exposed it to floating space microbes. These microbes (i'll call 'em mikeys) were thrown in space by a dying planet gone kaput. During this whole time, they have perfected the art of breeding and rapid evolution. According to my detailed and in-depth analysis, each grain of the 'space barley' has at least 1 baba mikey and 1, ummmm….babi mikey who have waited millions of years for a oxy-co2 rich planet and favourable conditions to regenerate their populace.
Once a person drinks the beer, the mikeys are gonna breed and evolve and breed and evolve and first eat up that person from the inside. Then they're gonna wrap their bodies real tight and use the human skin to go shopping in big bazaar and D-mart (like those aliens in MIB). Finally, they will assemble an army of evil blood sucking wackos and start the war in their quest for world domination!!
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10/01/2010 at 11:42 pm Permalink
Is this ur imagination running wild??? I'm sure its tht or either you wrote thi swen you were totally zonked out on beer and rum ;P
11/01/2010 at 12:40 am Permalink
you will thank me once those creeps start running amock, and the first place they're gonna target is the corner Cafe Coffee Day…